Continental Divide and Simms Montana

We had a beautiful and hard ride today and were rewarded by arrival in Simms Montana. The following conversation should illustrate it all:

The mom: "We will have one slice of apple pie and one slice of blueberry pie. Both with vanilla ice cream"

The waitress: "Would you like that heated up?"

The mom: "Yeahhhh! That is the best way to eat pie."

The waitress: "Yeah!"

10 minutes later the pie comes out with the ice cream on it. Stone cold. We just looked at each other and started laughing. Moral of the story: don't do drugs.